Monday, July 19, 2004
BREAKING NEWS!!! RADICAL FUNDAMENTALISTS IN IRAN
By Stockton
In a shocking surprise, the 9/11 Commission has uncovered links between Iran and 9/11.
The information took the Bush Administration by surprise. "How could it be," said one Bush Administration official. "We knew Iran was a hot bed of Islamic Fundamentalism for over twenty years. We knew the government harbored deep resentment against the United States. We even learned that Iran shares a border with Afghanistan, where Al Qaeda had training camps. But, we never thought they'd be involved with something like this."
Under Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz just shrugged his shoulders. "I guess Iraq wasn't involved. Huh. How about that."
Foreign Policy experts were not shocked at the development. "Yeh, we pretty much figured it was Iran, if it was anybody."
With the breaking news, rumors and speculation are running wild throughout Washington. "If Iran was involved," said one Republican strategist, "we'd better go after Jordan, before Iran can help the terrorists strike again."
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By Stockton
In a shocking surprise, the 9/11 Commission has uncovered links between Iran and 9/11.
The information took the Bush Administration by surprise. "How could it be," said one Bush Administration official. "We knew Iran was a hot bed of Islamic Fundamentalism for over twenty years. We knew the government harbored deep resentment against the United States. We even learned that Iran shares a border with Afghanistan, where Al Qaeda had training camps. But, we never thought they'd be involved with something like this."
Under Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz just shrugged his shoulders. "I guess Iraq wasn't involved. Huh. How about that."
Foreign Policy experts were not shocked at the development. "Yeh, we pretty much figured it was Iran, if it was anybody."
With the breaking news, rumors and speculation are running wild throughout Washington. "If Iran was involved," said one Republican strategist, "we'd better go after Jordan, before Iran can help the terrorists strike again."
