Saturday, July 10, 2004
BUSH MILITARY RECORDS EATEN BY PENTAGON DOG;
OR USED TO CLEAN-UP SPILLED MILK BECAUSE OF LACK OF PAPER TOWELS;
OR PLACED IN SISTER'S BACK-PACK BY ACCIDENT;
OR WAS THERE JUST A MINUTE AGO, I SWEAR
By Tweed
Pentagon officials are now claiming that the records of President Bush's "military service" in Alabama were destroyed while in the process of being preserved.
"We're not really sure how it happened," said Pentagon Department of Records James Hortonbeak, "but we're sure they don't exist, and Rummy said that that means they were destroyed."
Although the Pentagon has, in the past, represented that all its records regarding the President's "military service" had been released, almost no documentary evidence exists of what the President was actually doing in Alabama after he left the Texas Air National Guard and joined the First Alabama Spittle Brigade beyond this picture:
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OR USED TO CLEAN-UP SPILLED MILK BECAUSE OF LACK OF PAPER TOWELS;
OR PLACED IN SISTER'S BACK-PACK BY ACCIDENT;
OR WAS THERE JUST A MINUTE AGO, I SWEAR
By Tweed
Pentagon officials are now claiming that the records of President Bush's "military service" in Alabama were destroyed while in the process of being preserved.
"We're not really sure how it happened," said Pentagon Department of Records James Hortonbeak, "but we're sure they don't exist, and Rummy said that that means they were destroyed."
Although the Pentagon has, in the past, represented that all its records regarding the President's "military service" had been released, almost no documentary evidence exists of what the President was actually doing in Alabama after he left the Texas Air National Guard and joined the First Alabama Spittle Brigade beyond this picture:
