Tuesday, July 06, 2004
CHENEY BEGINS "GO FUCK YOURSELF TOUR '04"
By Stockton
With the Presidential Campaign heading into summer, Vice President Dick Cheney began his "Go Fuck Yourself Tour '04".
The tours name originated when the Vice President verbally attacked Senator Patrick Leahy (D-VT) for criticizing Halliburton's war profiteering. Since that time, Republican crowds have taken the phrase and made it their own.
Now, instead of seeming hypocritical, the Family Value Party rank and file use the phrase to respond to questions from Cheney while he stumps for Bush.
"What are you going to say to John Kerry in the Fall," shouts the Vice President to a crowd of blue-haired grandmothers at the Southern Baptist Hall in Wheeling, West Virginia.
"Go Fuck Yourself!" Reply the Matrons.
At Abraham Lincoln Junior High, Cheney asks the 7th Graders, "What are you going to say when Kerry talks about Family Values?"
"Go Fuck Yourself!" Shout the thirteen year-olds with patriotic zeal.
Cheney spokesman Bob "Fuck-Off" Wilson, has high hopes for the tour. "We're going to show those mother-fucker democrats just who is taking the high road in this fucking campaign. And the crowds we've been seeing are wonderful, good, decent, salt of the earth types."
Seventy-nine year old Matilda Higginbotham, a retired school teacher from Charleston, West Virginia proudly sports her Bush-Cheney campaign button as she leaves Sunday services. "If that douchebag Kerry thinks he's getting one fucking vote in West Virginia, he's fucking delusional," says the grandmother of seven.
Ms. Higginbotham and friends, ready for the Cheney "Go Fuck Yourself Tour".
"With a response like this," says one campaign official, "there's no way we lose this fucking thing!"
Below, Ms. Higginbotham displays her new Cheneywear
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By Stockton
With the Presidential Campaign heading into summer, Vice President Dick Cheney began his "Go Fuck Yourself Tour '04".
The tours name originated when the Vice President verbally attacked Senator Patrick Leahy (D-VT) for criticizing Halliburton's war profiteering. Since that time, Republican crowds have taken the phrase and made it their own.
Now, instead of seeming hypocritical, the Family Value Party rank and file use the phrase to respond to questions from Cheney while he stumps for Bush.
"What are you going to say to John Kerry in the Fall," shouts the Vice President to a crowd of blue-haired grandmothers at the Southern Baptist Hall in Wheeling, West Virginia.
"Go Fuck Yourself!" Reply the Matrons.
At Abraham Lincoln Junior High, Cheney asks the 7th Graders, "What are you going to say when Kerry talks about Family Values?"
"Go Fuck Yourself!" Shout the thirteen year-olds with patriotic zeal.
Cheney spokesman Bob "Fuck-Off" Wilson, has high hopes for the tour. "We're going to show those mother-fucker democrats just who is taking the high road in this fucking campaign. And the crowds we've been seeing are wonderful, good, decent, salt of the earth types."
Seventy-nine year old Matilda Higginbotham, a retired school teacher from Charleston, West Virginia proudly sports her Bush-Cheney campaign button as she leaves Sunday services. "If that douchebag Kerry thinks he's getting one fucking vote in West Virginia, he's fucking delusional," says the grandmother of seven.
"With a response like this," says one campaign official, "there's no way we lose this fucking thing!"
