Thursday, July 15, 2004
DITKA'S A NO GO
By Tweed
Chicago legend Mike Ditka has decided against a run for the United States Senate.
After spending days huddled with his closest advisors, unable to locate Washington D.C. on a map, Ditka took his name out of consideration.
Ditka's inner circle advised against making a Senate run
Illinois Republicans breathed a sigh of relief. Most believed Ditka, who led the Chicago Bears to their last Super Bowl victory, to be completly unqualified. "The man's never been to a single sex club," said Judith Gold, the state's Republican Chairwoman.
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By Tweed
Chicago legend Mike Ditka has decided against a run for the United States Senate.
After spending days huddled with his closest advisors, unable to locate Washington D.C. on a map, Ditka took his name out of consideration.
Illinois Republicans breathed a sigh of relief. Most believed Ditka, who led the Chicago Bears to their last Super Bowl victory, to be completly unqualified. "The man's never been to a single sex club," said Judith Gold, the state's Republican Chairwoman.
