Thursday, July 15, 2004
THE ILLINOIS REPUBLICANS SEARCH FOR CANDIDATE
Political Commentary By Pilsbury
With Mike Ditka now out of the running, and rocker Ted Nuggent in the running, it's time to consider what Illinois Republicans are looking for in a candidate.
Inexplicably, the winner of the Republican primary, Jack Ryan, quit the race after the public disclosure of his desire to have sex in public with his then wife actress Jeri Ryan
at sex clubs in New York, Paris and Nawlins - behavior demonstrating that not all Republicans are prudes.
Next, Schwarzenegger favorite, the San Diego Chicken
backed down when rumors emerged that he had fathered illegitimate children.
Now, Mike Ditka, unable to find his way to any building other than the currently unused RFK stadium in Washington DC
has stepped aside, and Illinois Republicans are casting their eye toward rocker Ted Nuggent.
Wow; quite a cast.
So what is next for the sex, Hollywood, sports and gun crazed Illinois Republicans?
Here are some of our thoughts:
1. Heidi Fleiss: Business woman; arranged prostitutes for Charlie Sheen; not too bad looking; wrote a book.
2. Jim Thorpe: Come on - what's not to love?
3. Jimmy Page: What would Led Zeppelin have been without legendary guitarist and heroine addict Jimmy Page? The man is a living legend!
4. Annie Oakley: What better advocate for gun rights than "dead eye" Annie Oakley?
Wow! I bet the Democrats are wishing they hadn't chosen that bore Obama!
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Political Commentary By Pilsbury
With Mike Ditka now out of the running, and rocker Ted Nuggent in the running, it's time to consider what Illinois Republicans are looking for in a candidate.
Inexplicably, the winner of the Republican primary, Jack Ryan, quit the race after the public disclosure of his desire to have sex in public with his then wife actress Jeri Ryan
at sex clubs in New York, Paris and Nawlins - behavior demonstrating that not all Republicans are prudes.
Next, Schwarzenegger favorite, the San Diego Chicken
backed down when rumors emerged that he had fathered illegitimate children.
Now, Mike Ditka, unable to find his way to any building other than the currently unused RFK stadium in Washington DC
has stepped aside, and Illinois Republicans are casting their eye toward rocker Ted Nuggent.
Wow; quite a cast.
So what is next for the sex, Hollywood, sports and gun crazed Illinois Republicans?
Here are some of our thoughts:
1. Heidi Fleiss: Business woman; arranged prostitutes for Charlie Sheen; not too bad looking; wrote a book.
2. Jim Thorpe: Come on - what's not to love?
3. Jimmy Page: What would Led Zeppelin have been without legendary guitarist and heroine addict Jimmy Page? The man is a living legend!
4. Annie Oakley: What better advocate for gun rights than "dead eye" Annie Oakley?
Wow! I bet the Democrats are wishing they hadn't chosen that bore Obama!
