Tuesday, July 13, 2004
MOVIE REVIEW BY REVEREND HOMER SMOOT
By Special Guest Reviewer The Reverend Homer Smoot
BEND OVER BABES II
A Buxom Blue Film Production 2004
Searching through today's modern Babylon, that passes for the film industry, for a family film is an increasingly depressing undertaking.
This weekend, I rented Bend Over Babes II in the hopes it would be a fun-filled, family friendly, Christian centered film. Unfortunately, I did not read the box. I was shocked and appalled at what I saw. Complete nudity, male and female, strange pretzel-like intercourse positions, actual p--------n as well as g---p s-x. The film is rated XXX (which does not mean Triple Excellent, by the way).
The United States Supreme Court may have trouble defining obscenity, but this reverend doesn't have any problems at all. I viewed this film four or five times in the hopes of finding something, anything, remotely redeeming. Yet, I found nothing. As hard as I tried, and no matter how many times I viewed it, it remained nothing more than filth. I even waited until Mrs. Smoot left for the afternoon, so I could really concentrate.
PLOT
A series of vignettes concerning two bored sorority sisters. They decide to order a pizza. Once the delivery boy arrives, pleasures of the flesh are explored with wanton abandon. Next, they decide to order Chinese food. Once the delivery boy arrives, pleasures of the flesh are explored with wanton abandon. In the final scene, the girls telephone the telephone repairman (a bit of a plot problem). Once he arrives, pleasures of the flesh are explored with wanton abandon.
REDEEMING FEATURES
Not many. The one redeeming feature is the sorority sister's ability to share everything with one another.
SEX, LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE
The film is filled with sex. The language is filthy, though there is no violence. Further, the overall audio and video quality is poor. The only enjoyable aspect of the film was the sound track, which I enjoyed immensely, listening to it again and again.
RECOMMENDATIONS
There is only one reason to see this film and that is to arm yourself with knowledge of the filth that exists in some segments of society. If you wish to know your enemy, rent Bend Over Babes II. You will then be a fully armed Christian Militiaman ready to serve God in the war against Satan. Of course, for complete and full protection against the wiles of Satan, I recommend viewing the entire series. Don't let Satan pull a fast one. Forewarned is forearmed.
Good Luck and God Bless
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By Special Guest Reviewer The Reverend Homer Smoot
BEND OVER BABES II
A Buxom Blue Film Production 2004
Searching through today's modern Babylon, that passes for the film industry, for a family film is an increasingly depressing undertaking.
This weekend, I rented Bend Over Babes II in the hopes it would be a fun-filled, family friendly, Christian centered film. Unfortunately, I did not read the box. I was shocked and appalled at what I saw. Complete nudity, male and female, strange pretzel-like intercourse positions, actual p--------n as well as g---p s-x. The film is rated XXX (which does not mean Triple Excellent, by the way).
The United States Supreme Court may have trouble defining obscenity, but this reverend doesn't have any problems at all. I viewed this film four or five times in the hopes of finding something, anything, remotely redeeming. Yet, I found nothing. As hard as I tried, and no matter how many times I viewed it, it remained nothing more than filth. I even waited until Mrs. Smoot left for the afternoon, so I could really concentrate.
PLOT
A series of vignettes concerning two bored sorority sisters. They decide to order a pizza. Once the delivery boy arrives, pleasures of the flesh are explored with wanton abandon. Next, they decide to order Chinese food. Once the delivery boy arrives, pleasures of the flesh are explored with wanton abandon. In the final scene, the girls telephone the telephone repairman (a bit of a plot problem). Once he arrives, pleasures of the flesh are explored with wanton abandon.
REDEEMING FEATURES
Not many. The one redeeming feature is the sorority sister's ability to share everything with one another.
SEX, LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE
The film is filled with sex. The language is filthy, though there is no violence. Further, the overall audio and video quality is poor. The only enjoyable aspect of the film was the sound track, which I enjoyed immensely, listening to it again and again.
RECOMMENDATIONS
There is only one reason to see this film and that is to arm yourself with knowledge of the filth that exists in some segments of society. If you wish to know your enemy, rent Bend Over Babes II. You will then be a fully armed Christian Militiaman ready to serve God in the war against Satan. Of course, for complete and full protection against the wiles of Satan, I recommend viewing the entire series. Don't let Satan pull a fast one. Forewarned is forearmed.
Good Luck and God Bless
