Tuesday, July 06, 2004
NY POST DIAGNOSED WITH PREMATURE SPECULATION
By Tweed
The New York Post was recently diagnosed as suffering from Premature Speculation.
Female readers of the conservative tabloid have registered there disapointment with the newspaper.
"I expect hard facts from the NY Post," said reader Lisa Malloy. "Sometimes fast, but always hard. This was disappointing. Soft speculation isn't satisfying. Not one bit."
"I'm going over to the Daily News," said former Post reader Gail Lewis. "I care about The Post, but the sizzle is out of the relationship. The Post needs therapy, or Cialis, or something. I can't take any more flaccid stories like this one. I mean, I thought I enjoyed the story, but an hour later I was hungry for more."
The Post has admitted that lately it is under a lot of stress. "Perhaps we need a week or two to go away with our readers. Rekindle some of that old magic."
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By Tweed
The New York Post was recently diagnosed as suffering from Premature Speculation.
Female readers of the conservative tabloid have registered there disapointment with the newspaper.
"I expect hard facts from the NY Post," said reader Lisa Malloy. "Sometimes fast, but always hard. This was disappointing. Soft speculation isn't satisfying. Not one bit."
"I'm going over to the Daily News," said former Post reader Gail Lewis. "I care about The Post, but the sizzle is out of the relationship. The Post needs therapy, or Cialis, or something. I can't take any more flaccid stories like this one. I mean, I thought I enjoyed the story, but an hour later I was hungry for more."
The Post has admitted that lately it is under a lot of stress. "Perhaps we need a week or two to go away with our readers. Rekindle some of that old magic."
