Wednesday, July 14, 2004
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
What To Do When You Spot a Terrorist?
The latest in a series where administration officials tell us average Americans what they do, personally, to fight terrorism.
This week, Condoleeza Rice lets us know how she fights terrorists when she spots them.
"Well gentlemen, when I spot a terrorist, I don't forget my public responsibility to try and stop him from engaging in a terrorist act. Instead, I quickly change into my special administration combat helmet and goggles and don a green, cashmier overcoat to match my green Mae West. Then I try to scare away the terrorist by showing him or her my giant, chicklet-like front teeth.
If that doesn't work, and I know some Americans do not have giant, chiklet-like front teeth, I order special ops to blow-up a village in Pakistan."
Thanks, Condi!
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What To Do When You Spot a Terrorist?
The latest in a series where administration officials tell us average Americans what they do, personally, to fight terrorism.
This week, Condoleeza Rice lets us know how she fights terrorists when she spots them.
"Well gentlemen, when I spot a terrorist, I don't forget my public responsibility to try and stop him from engaging in a terrorist act. Instead, I quickly change into my special administration combat helmet and goggles and don a green, cashmier overcoat to match my green Mae West. Then I try to scare away the terrorist by showing him or her my giant, chicklet-like front teeth.
If that doesn't work, and I know some Americans do not have giant, chiklet-like front teeth, I order special ops to blow-up a village in Pakistan."
Thanks, Condi!
