Wednesday, August 11, 2004
NEW OFFERINGS FROM THE CONSERVATIVE BOOK CLUB
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Welcome to the Conservative Book Club, where Right thinking people think Right. Choose any three books below for our low, introductory offer of $1.00 and your soul. There is no obligation to buy further books and you can cancel your subscription when we say you can and if it doesn't compromise national security.
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A Paid advertisement
Welcome to the Conservative Book Club, where Right thinking people think Right. Choose any three books below for our low, introductory offer of $1.00 and your soul. There is no obligation to buy further books and you can cancel your subscription when we say you can and if it doesn't compromise national security.
Outing CIA Agents for DummiesBy Anonymous
Do you want to reveal the names of CIA agents whose spouses are critical of the government? Don't know where to start? This book is for you. Learn all the secrets of violating Federal law, outing covert agents and best of all, getting away with it. Also included in this special addition are interviews of Scooter Libby and Karl Rove.
(Yellowcake Press 2004, 287pages)
Jack Ryan's Guide to Sex ClubsBy Jack Ryan
Are you a conservative? Are you married? Do you want to take the wife out on the town but don't know where to go? Let Jack Ryan, former Republican Senate candidate from Illinois, be your guide. Learn where the best sex clubs are in New York City, New Orleans and Paris, France. Read what not to do when you want you and your wife to have sex in public. Find out how much to tip the waiter. All this and more in Jack Ryan's new book.
(Kinkyright Inc. 2004, 788pages)
The Rush GuideBy Rush Limbaugh
A comprehensive listing of prescription pharmaceuticals with commentary by America's favorite radio personality. The Rush Guide is filled with useful information for the conservative that purchases prescription drugs from the domestic help. Learn whether Anadrol goes better with Merlot or a fine Pomerol; Is Synalgos better served as an appetizer or an after-dinner treat; Is OxyContin now de classe; How much Caribou Tranquilizer is too much Caribou Tranquilizer. All this and more!
(Justsayno! Press LLC 2004,1018pages)
A Hero for Our TimeEdited by Sean Hannity
We've heard all the propaganda about Senator Kerry's supposed Vietnam War record. Let's set the record straight! A Hero for Our Time is a compilation of essays written by today's leading conservative columnists detailing what George W. Bush would have done if he had served in combat. Thrill to George Will's description of W taking out a VC machine gun nest with nothing but a spoon. Listen as Thomas Sowell tells the story of W storming and capturing Hanoi singlehandedly. Witness W's daring rescue of POW John McCain. A must have collection for the W lover in your family.
(Hewouldhaveshithispants Books Ltd. 2004, 13pages)
Does the 11th Amendment Violate the 11th Amendment?By Clarence Thomas Esq.
A detailed analysis of our most confusing Constitutional Amendment. Does it say what it means? Does it mean what is says? Will liberal activist judges utilize this amendment to usher in a new era of utter darkness and despair and if so, what can you do to help?
(Narcolepsy Press Inc. 2003, 333pages)
