Tuesday, August 10, 2004
TENNESSEE GOP NOMINATES RIGHT-WING, NUTJOB NAZI
By Tweed
Those goofy republicans! Last time, they nominated a person convicted 19 times. Now they nominate a Hitler wannabe. Yes folks, the Tennessee GOP nominated one James L. Hart to run against Democrat John Tanner in a Tennessee Congressional race. But don't say race near Mr. Hart - he might have you shot.
If elected, Hart promises to fight to keep the "less favored races" from reproducing or immigrating. But don't worry loyal readers; both Stockton and Tweed are US citizens and members of the "more favored race."
Mr. Hart will be bringing his message directly to the good people of the volunteer state.
Mr. Hart's message should resonate with Tennesseeans, who, after all, brought us the father of the Ku Klux Klan,
and really good barbecue.
Mr. Hart's campaign spokesman, Zeke Turner, refused to comment on questions regarding Mr. Hart's sanity; instead directing reporters to an upcoming rallying at 4 p.m. by the old schoolhouse.
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By Tweed
Those goofy republicans! Last time, they nominated a person convicted 19 times. Now they nominate a Hitler wannabe. Yes folks, the Tennessee GOP nominated one James L. Hart to run against Democrat John Tanner in a Tennessee Congressional race. But don't say race near Mr. Hart - he might have you shot.
If elected, Hart promises to fight to keep the "less favored races" from reproducing or immigrating. But don't worry loyal readers; both Stockton and Tweed are US citizens and members of the "more favored race."
Mr. Hart will be bringing his message directly to the good people of the volunteer state.
Mr. Hart's message should resonate with Tennesseeans, who, after all, brought us the father of the Ku Klux Klan,
and really good barbecue.
Mr. Hart's campaign spokesman, Zeke Turner, refused to comment on questions regarding Mr. Hart's sanity; instead directing reporters to an upcoming rallying at 4 p.m. by the old schoolhouse.
