Saturday, August 14, 2004
TWEED CHECKS OUT; AND CHECKS OUT WHAT THE TALENT WATCHES
By Tweed
While we generally don't disclose much about our personal lives, the other night may be the exception that proves the rule. After years of loyal service. . . well. . . OK, years of service, I quit my job. To take another job. Big excitement. Anyhoo, the other night some colleagues took me out drinking - fine wine, goat cheese and fine French cuisine marked the evening for some other guy. For me - beer, shots and burgers.
$500 lighter, we went to this place: Coyote Ugly. They do things like this:
and this:
and this (what is that?):
and some of this:
and some other stuff.
Now, I've been to college, sowed my wild oats and found the woman of my dreams (not at the bar - my wife); therefore, I pretty much looked like this the whole time:
But it wasn't because of what was going on at, on and around the bar. I guess the Coyote Ugly girls are not confident enough they can hold peoples attention, and so, they had televisions conveniently placed throughout the saloon. Were they showing Coyote Ugly the movie (pretty ironic)? NO!! They were showing this:
As I explained to my wife, I obviously found the news much more interesting than this:
That's not my hand and beer.
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By Tweed
While we generally don't disclose much about our personal lives, the other night may be the exception that proves the rule. After years of loyal service. . . well. . . OK, years of service, I quit my job. To take another job. Big excitement. Anyhoo, the other night some colleagues took me out drinking - fine wine, goat cheese and fine French cuisine marked the evening for some other guy. For me - beer, shots and burgers.
$500 lighter, we went to this place: Coyote Ugly. They do things like this:
and this:
and this (what is that?):
and some of this:
and some other stuff.
Now, I've been to college, sowed my wild oats and found the woman of my dreams (not at the bar - my wife); therefore, I pretty much looked like this the whole time:
But it wasn't because of what was going on at, on and around the bar. I guess the Coyote Ugly girls are not confident enough they can hold peoples attention, and so, they had televisions conveniently placed throughout the saloon. Were they showing Coyote Ugly the movie (pretty ironic)? NO!! They were showing this:
As I explained to my wife, I obviously found the news much more interesting than this:
That's not my hand and beer.
