Tuesday, September 07, 2004
BUSH'S RESOLVE STRENGTHENED
By Tweed
Much ink has been spilled regarding the President's famous resolve. His resolve is so effective, in fact, that a few squirts of the stuff on any stain in a carpet will get the stain out.
And there's more good news about Bush's resolve - it's now new and improved (and there's 30% more of it). Those pesky Rooskies turned out to be good for something. Their recent victimhood of a terrorist attack has been the prime ingredient of Bush's new and improved resolve.
Bush Showing Off What He Calls
His "Resolutionary" Face
"My resolve is strengthened and hardeneder than it was before now because of what they did there in that Russian town where they killed those kids - that's just terrible stuff and our hearts go out to those families. But you know what, the blood of innocents strengthens my resolve, so, it ain't that bad."
The President, whose resolve comes in a large red spray bottle, claims that his resolve will "wash away the terrorists like tomorrow morning's red wine stain." The President had this to say about his resolve as well: "I guaranty you that my resolve, which can be applied by spraying it around or by . . . splashing, you know, whithout a spray, and around and all. You don't even have to touch it, but it might splash a little on you. And it works to remove terrorists too."
Is the President's Resolve Better
Against Terrorists than Formula 409?
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By Tweed
Much ink has been spilled regarding the President's famous resolve. His resolve is so effective, in fact, that a few squirts of the stuff on any stain in a carpet will get the stain out.
And there's more good news about Bush's resolve - it's now new and improved (and there's 30% more of it). Those pesky Rooskies turned out to be good for something. Their recent victimhood of a terrorist attack has been the prime ingredient of Bush's new and improved resolve.
Bush Showing Off What He Calls
His "Resolutionary" Face
"My resolve is strengthened and hardeneder than it was before now because of what they did there in that Russian town where they killed those kids - that's just terrible stuff and our hearts go out to those families. But you know what, the blood of innocents strengthens my resolve, so, it ain't that bad."
The President, whose resolve comes in a large red spray bottle, claims that his resolve will "wash away the terrorists like tomorrow morning's red wine stain." The President had this to say about his resolve as well: "I guaranty you that my resolve, which can be applied by spraying it around or by . . . splashing, you know, whithout a spray, and around and all. You don't even have to touch it, but it might splash a little on you. And it works to remove terrorists too."
Is the President's Resolve Better
Against Terrorists than Formula 409?
