Wednesday, September 08, 2004
CHENEY EMERGES FROM CRYPT - THOUSANDS FLEE
By Stockton
Vice-President Dick Cheney, braving the very sunlight that could reduce him to ashes, emerged from his crypt to scare the hell out of voters.
"If we do not get four more years," said the Vice-President, "this country could be attacked. Terrorists may fly planes into building, the economy will tank, we'll be embroiled in nation-building all across the globe, a plague of locusts will befuddle us, the sun will rise in the west and set in the east, the Cubs may win the World Series."
The Vice-President then quickly turned into mist and returned to his crypt.
In related news, Vice-President Cheney has brought a law suit against President Clinton for copyright violations on heart-bypass surgery.
Cheney hits campaign trail with Scare Fest '04
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By Stockton
Vice-President Dick Cheney, braving the very sunlight that could reduce him to ashes, emerged from his crypt to scare the hell out of voters.
"If we do not get four more years," said the Vice-President, "this country could be attacked. Terrorists may fly planes into building, the economy will tank, we'll be embroiled in nation-building all across the globe, a plague of locusts will befuddle us, the sun will rise in the west and set in the east, the Cubs may win the World Series."
The Vice-President then quickly turned into mist and returned to his crypt.
In related news, Vice-President Cheney has brought a law suit against President Clinton for copyright violations on heart-bypass surgery.
