Friday, September 03, 2004
GOP NOMINATES DRAFT DODGING, COKE SNORTING DRUNK....AGAIN
By Stockton
For only the second time in history a major party has nominated a draft dodging, coke snorting alcoholic. The first time was only four years when the GOP nominated the same man, George W. Bush.
"We decided we needed to reach out," said Ed Gillespie, GOP Minister of Propaganda. "We're not sure how many draft dodging, coke snorting alcoholics are out there, but we hope to wrap up their vote."
Experts note that the GOP has cornered the market on draft dodgers, with the likes of Cheney, Bush, Ashcroft, Delay and Armey. They now hope they can do the same with the coke snorters and drunks, a constituency they think the President can capture.
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By Stockton
For only the second time in history a major party has nominated a draft dodging, coke snorting alcoholic. The first time was only four years when the GOP nominated the same man, George W. Bush.
"We decided we needed to reach out," said Ed Gillespie, GOP Minister of Propaganda. "We're not sure how many draft dodging, coke snorting alcoholics are out there, but we hope to wrap up their vote."
Experts note that the GOP has cornered the market on draft dodgers, with the likes of Cheney, Bush, Ashcroft, Delay and Armey. They now hope they can do the same with the coke snorters and drunks, a constituency they think the President can capture.
