Wednesday, October 06, 2004
CHENEY ESCAPES DEBATE
By Stockton
Vice-President Dick Cheney escaped Tuesday's debate and returned safely to Castle Cheney. Pundits can argue all they want about who won and who lost the debate but the fact remains, Vice-Presidential candidate John Edwards was not able to plunge the stake into the corpse-like Vice-President. Unfortunately for the Democrats, the Vice-President was able to become a cloud of mist and exit the studio through a drain pipe prior to sunrise.
Cheney, just after the debate
The Bush-Cheney campaign was especially interested in attracting women voters and anxiously awaits any poll data on the impression the Veep made on females. Initial reaction among women was positive.
Cheney mesmerized female viewers with debate performance
"He was wonderful," said Mina Harker from her bedside. "I even had a dream where Mr. Cheney came to my window in the middle of the night. It was ever so sensual."
Meanwhile, Democratic strategists plan to meet early tomorrow to go over what went wrong and how Cheney was able to return to Castle Cheney prior to daylight. It is well-known that direct sunlight is fatal to the Vice-President.
Castle Cheney, just before full dawn
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By Stockton
Vice-President Dick Cheney escaped Tuesday's debate and returned safely to Castle Cheney. Pundits can argue all they want about who won and who lost the debate but the fact remains, Vice-Presidential candidate John Edwards was not able to plunge the stake into the corpse-like Vice-President. Unfortunately for the Democrats, the Vice-President was able to become a cloud of mist and exit the studio through a drain pipe prior to sunrise.
The Bush-Cheney campaign was especially interested in attracting women voters and anxiously awaits any poll data on the impression the Veep made on females. Initial reaction among women was positive.
"He was wonderful," said Mina Harker from her bedside. "I even had a dream where Mr. Cheney came to my window in the middle of the night. It was ever so sensual."
Meanwhile, Democratic strategists plan to meet early tomorrow to go over what went wrong and how Cheney was able to return to Castle Cheney prior to daylight. It is well-known that direct sunlight is fatal to the Vice-President.
