Thursday, October 07, 2004
IS BUSH GOING AWOL?
By Stockton
In what is becoming a familiar pattern, President Bush has decided to adjourn his annual physical examination until after the election. This move has prompted many to speculate that Bush my not complete the remainder of his duties as President.
"It's possible that he's enrolled in a Business Program at some university," said Presidential Historian Hester Milliken. "Or maybe he's going to work on a Senate campaign in Alabama."
Bush Press Secretary Scott McClellan denied the rumors that Bush might abandoned his duties early. "Even if it were true," said McClellan, "he would probably just transfer to another presidency, maybe Mexico or something, and fulfill his obligations."
In related news, the American Medical Association announced today that it takes 26 days and 14 hours for cocaine to leave a user's system.
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By Stockton
In what is becoming a familiar pattern, President Bush has decided to adjourn his annual physical examination until after the election. This move has prompted many to speculate that Bush my not complete the remainder of his duties as President.
"It's possible that he's enrolled in a Business Program at some university," said Presidential Historian Hester Milliken. "Or maybe he's going to work on a Senate campaign in Alabama."
Bush Press Secretary Scott McClellan denied the rumors that Bush might abandoned his duties early. "Even if it were true," said McClellan, "he would probably just transfer to another presidency, maybe Mexico or something, and fulfill his obligations."
In related news, the American Medical Association announced today that it takes 26 days and 14 hours for cocaine to leave a user's system.
