Wednesday, April 14, 2004
BUSH BUDGET DEFICIT MAY DESTROY WORLD, SCIENTISTS SAY
By Tweed
Scientist have voiced concern for the first time that the record deficits some have projected based on President Bush's budget proposals could result in the destruction of the earth.
Scientist claim that the huge deficits could be so heavy, that the gravitational pull of the deficits alone could alter the moon's orbit around the earth; cause massive tidal waves; or crack the earth's core, any of which would destroy nearly all life as we know it. "We realize that public scepticism initially may run high," said Professor Jonas Blchvechkovich of Silas Deane University in Andover Wisconsin and head of Project DefiGrav sponsored by MIT, "but the science is there; this is a serious concern." Not all of the scientific world agrees with the dire predictions of DefiGrav. Professor Arch Stanton, of Bob Jones University disputes the findings of DefiGrav claiming that, "just like with global warming, this is all junk-science. I mean, by God, they start with the supposition that the earth is not the center of the universe!"
The Bush administration was quick to blame the Clinton administration for the possible consequences of the excessive gravitational pull of the deficits, but at the same time claimed that such consequences are unlikely. "These so called scientists just don't understand that the American people know better what to do with their money than the government," said White House Spokesman Scott McLellan. McLellan demured when asked about the possible connection between the predictions of the DefiGrav group and the black hole that now exists where the Pentagon once stood.
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By Tweed
Scientist have voiced concern for the first time that the record deficits some have projected based on President Bush's budget proposals could result in the destruction of the earth.
Scientist claim that the huge deficits could be so heavy, that the gravitational pull of the deficits alone could alter the moon's orbit around the earth; cause massive tidal waves; or crack the earth's core, any of which would destroy nearly all life as we know it. "We realize that public scepticism initially may run high," said Professor Jonas Blchvechkovich of Silas Deane University in Andover Wisconsin and head of Project DefiGrav sponsored by MIT, "but the science is there; this is a serious concern." Not all of the scientific world agrees with the dire predictions of DefiGrav. Professor Arch Stanton, of Bob Jones University disputes the findings of DefiGrav claiming that, "just like with global warming, this is all junk-science. I mean, by God, they start with the supposition that the earth is not the center of the universe!"
The Bush administration was quick to blame the Clinton administration for the possible consequences of the excessive gravitational pull of the deficits, but at the same time claimed that such consequences are unlikely. "These so called scientists just don't understand that the American people know better what to do with their money than the government," said White House Spokesman Scott McLellan. McLellan demured when asked about the possible connection between the predictions of the DefiGrav group and the black hole that now exists where the Pentagon once stood.
