Thursday, April 01, 2004
BUSH TO PROTECT UNDEFINED PROTOPLASM
By Stockton
President Bush is set to sign the Unborn Victims of Violence Act, a measure that will make it a federal crime to assualt what the President calls "future people" during the commission of a federal crime. Pro-lifers hail the legislation as a first step in providing the unborn equal rights. Social Conservatives hope the UVVA will lead to granting undefined protoplasm a whole host of rights, including the right to assemble to redress grievenaces, collective bargaining, driver's licenses and the right to bare itsy-bitsy firearms.
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By Stockton
President Bush is set to sign the Unborn Victims of Violence Act, a measure that will make it a federal crime to assualt what the President calls "future people" during the commission of a federal crime. Pro-lifers hail the legislation as a first step in providing the unborn equal rights. Social Conservatives hope the UVVA will lead to granting undefined protoplasm a whole host of rights, including the right to assemble to redress grievenaces, collective bargaining, driver's licenses and the right to bare itsy-bitsy firearms.
