Monday, April 19, 2004
BUSH TURNS FEDERAL GOVERNMENT INTO RNC RUMOR MILL
By Stockton
Continuing a long Bush tradition, the current administration has decided to turn the entire Federal government into one vast propoganda machine under the sway of CREAP (Committee to Re-Appoint the President).
White house spokesman, Scott McClellen, announced the move during a press conference, calling the move a "part of the restructuring of the Federal government to deal with the terrorist threat. No longer will the President have to stand by, not able to respond to his opponents' criticisms, constrained to use the resources of the Federal government only for government business. Now the President will be on equal footing with his opponents."
When asked by Fox News Reporter Brit Hume to elaborate, McLellen replied, "just say what I tell you, bitch."
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By Stockton
Continuing a long Bush tradition, the current administration has decided to turn the entire Federal government into one vast propoganda machine under the sway of CREAP (Committee to Re-Appoint the President).
White house spokesman, Scott McClellen, announced the move during a press conference, calling the move a "part of the restructuring of the Federal government to deal with the terrorist threat. No longer will the President have to stand by, not able to respond to his opponents' criticisms, constrained to use the resources of the Federal government only for government business. Now the President will be on equal footing with his opponents."
When asked by Fox News Reporter Brit Hume to elaborate, McLellen replied, "just say what I tell you, bitch."
