Tuesday, April 20, 2004
COMMISSION RULES IN FAVOR OF HARD WORKING BOSS
By Stockton
Showing that hard work is rewarded, the Commission recently ruled in favor of frequently over-looked boss, Tom "the Exterminator" DeLay, yesterday.
Chief of the CommissionWilly "Flat-Nose" Rehnquist", noted that DeLay had "shown real promise" while running his charitable organization scam. "We like to see that gung ho attitude - findin' profit where no-one looks. And he did it without steppin' on anyone's toes." Other Commission members were less interested in speaking with the press, although Antonin "the Hammer" Scalia grunted his approval when asked whether this meant that DeLay was on the fast track to promotion.
When reached for comment, DeLay said that he was "overjoyed - fuggedaboudit!"
Rival boss Denny "Day" Hastert put on a good face, but it was obvious he was disappointed: "You'd think dat little prick would consult wit me! F*** em'! If he tinks Texas will run things now, he's got another thing coming."
Meanwhile, Bill "the Cat Man" Frist appeared to be trying to play peace-maker between Day Hastert and DeLay. "This is a good day for you," he was overheard commenting to DeLay, "now don't f*** it up by stickin' it to Day."
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By Stockton
Showing that hard work is rewarded, the Commission recently ruled in favor of frequently over-looked boss, Tom "the Exterminator" DeLay, yesterday.
Chief of the CommissionWilly "Flat-Nose" Rehnquist", noted that DeLay had "shown real promise" while running his charitable organization scam. "We like to see that gung ho attitude - findin' profit where no-one looks. And he did it without steppin' on anyone's toes." Other Commission members were less interested in speaking with the press, although Antonin "the Hammer" Scalia grunted his approval when asked whether this meant that DeLay was on the fast track to promotion.
When reached for comment, DeLay said that he was "overjoyed - fuggedaboudit!"
Rival boss Denny "Day" Hastert put on a good face, but it was obvious he was disappointed: "You'd think dat little prick would consult wit me! F*** em'! If he tinks Texas will run things now, he's got another thing coming."
Meanwhile, Bill "the Cat Man" Frist appeared to be trying to play peace-maker between Day Hastert and DeLay. "This is a good day for you," he was overheard commenting to DeLay, "now don't f*** it up by stickin' it to Day."
