Monday, April 19, 2004
CONDI LOVES BUSH
By Stockton
In a Freudian slip of gigantic magnitude, National Security Advisor Condi Rice revealed just how close she is to President Bush.
Political analysts say that such a slip explains the National Security Advisor's unswerving loyalty to the President despite any actual, rational basis for that loyalty. Apparently, Dr. Rice believes she is married to President Bush.
Said one psycho-analyst, "The fact that not only does she feel this way, but to actually admit it, is deeply troubling. When Cupid unleashes his arrows, the National Security Advisor should really duck."
Historians point out that the same thing happened in Bush the Elders administration when then Secretary of Defense Cheney attempted to seduce President Bush by sending him copies of angiograms and cholesterol counts. Only a series of intervening myocardial infarctions prevented a major scandal.
"It's rather uncomfortable," confided Secretary of State Colin Powell. "We're trying to plan a war and Condi is drawing little hearts and 'I love W' on her briefing books. Then, she makes me promises to ask the President what he would think if someone on his foreign policy team liked him. It's fucking ridiculous, word."
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By Stockton
In a Freudian slip of gigantic magnitude, National Security Advisor Condi Rice revealed just how close she is to President Bush.
Political analysts say that such a slip explains the National Security Advisor's unswerving loyalty to the President despite any actual, rational basis for that loyalty. Apparently, Dr. Rice believes she is married to President Bush.
Said one psycho-analyst, "The fact that not only does she feel this way, but to actually admit it, is deeply troubling. When Cupid unleashes his arrows, the National Security Advisor should really duck."
Historians point out that the same thing happened in Bush the Elders administration when then Secretary of Defense Cheney attempted to seduce President Bush by sending him copies of angiograms and cholesterol counts. Only a series of intervening myocardial infarctions prevented a major scandal.
"It's rather uncomfortable," confided Secretary of State Colin Powell. "We're trying to plan a war and Condi is drawing little hearts and 'I love W' on her briefing books. Then, she makes me promises to ask the President what he would think if someone on his foreign policy team liked him. It's fucking ridiculous, word."
