Tuesday, April 27, 2004
DO THEY REALLY WANT TO GO THERE?
By Stockton
In a move reminiscent of trading Sammy Sosa, the Wingnuts continue to raise the issue of Senator John F. Kerry's COMBAT MEDALS. We say, lets talk about Kerry's COMBAT MEDALS! We'll talk about Kerry's COMBAT MEDALS all they want.
Let us take a looksie. Kerry was awarded the following:
1. Silver Star with Combat V for gallantry in action;
2. Bronze Star with Combat V for Heroic Service;
3. Three Purple Hearts;
4. Combat Action Ribbon;
5. Presidential Unit Citation;
6. Navy Unit Commendation for Heroism;
7. National Defense Service Medal for honorable service;
8. Vietnam Service Medal;
9. Republic of Vietnam Gallantry Cross for heroic conduct;
Plus two more, but I'm getting tired of listing Kerry's
COMBAT MEDALS.
Now, lets take a look at the Dauphin's medals (and Cheney's for that matter).
1. 1 Silver Beer Can Opener for Heroic Binge Drinking;
2. 1 Gold Beer Can Opener for continuing to Binge Drink after Vomiting;
3. 3 Silver Cocaine Vials (tossed onto the White House Lawn when Police cruiser spotted);
4. Texas Campaign Ribbon with Spare Rib Clusters;
5. Alabama Campaign Ribbon for excellent dental hygiene record;
6. Order of the Leap Frog 1st Class for leaping over 500 applicants for National Guard placement.
Cheney's only medal is the Croix St. Frank Perdue, awarded to those who had priorities other than stopping Communism.
Lets talk about COMBAT MEDALS you fucking hypocrits!
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By Stockton
In a move reminiscent of trading Sammy Sosa, the Wingnuts continue to raise the issue of Senator John F. Kerry's COMBAT MEDALS. We say, lets talk about Kerry's COMBAT MEDALS! We'll talk about Kerry's COMBAT MEDALS all they want.
Let us take a looksie. Kerry was awarded the following:
1. Silver Star with Combat V for gallantry in action;
2. Bronze Star with Combat V for Heroic Service;
3. Three Purple Hearts;
4. Combat Action Ribbon;
5. Presidential Unit Citation;
6. Navy Unit Commendation for Heroism;
7. National Defense Service Medal for honorable service;
8. Vietnam Service Medal;
9. Republic of Vietnam Gallantry Cross for heroic conduct;
Plus two more, but I'm getting tired of listing Kerry's
COMBAT MEDALS.
Now, lets take a look at the Dauphin's medals (and Cheney's for that matter).
1. 1 Silver Beer Can Opener for Heroic Binge Drinking;
2. 1 Gold Beer Can Opener for continuing to Binge Drink after Vomiting;
3. 3 Silver Cocaine Vials (tossed onto the White House Lawn when Police cruiser spotted);
4. Texas Campaign Ribbon with Spare Rib Clusters;
5. Alabama Campaign Ribbon for excellent dental hygiene record;
6. Order of the Leap Frog 1st Class for leaping over 500 applicants for National Guard placement.
Cheney's only medal is the Croix St. Frank Perdue, awarded to those who had priorities other than stopping Communism.
Lets talk about COMBAT MEDALS you fucking hypocrits!
