Wednesday, April 28, 2004
GEORGE BUSH READS LB IN 04!
By Pillsbury
Putting to rest rumors that George Bush uses Condi and Cheney (a/k/a "Smiley"), LB in 04 has uncovered strong evidence that the President is a reader of LB in 04.
"We were shocked ourselves to discover the evidence," said Stockton. "We were never really convinced that he actually could read. Nonetheless, the evidence is there, plain to see."
"We noticed, using our hi-tech, state of the art and free tracking software that we were getting hits from 'yale.edu,'" added Tweed. "We put two and two together and figured that he must be using his alumni email account to access our site."
"We're very flattered," said Stockton, "and glad to know that the President is not so busy that he doesn't have time for some light entertainment."
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By Pillsbury
Putting to rest rumors that George Bush uses Condi and Cheney (a/k/a "Smiley"), LB in 04 has uncovered strong evidence that the President is a reader of LB in 04.
"We were shocked ourselves to discover the evidence," said Stockton. "We were never really convinced that he actually could read. Nonetheless, the evidence is there, plain to see."
"We noticed, using our hi-tech, state of the art and free tracking software that we were getting hits from 'yale.edu,'" added Tweed. "We put two and two together and figured that he must be using his alumni email account to access our site."
"We're very flattered," said Stockton, "and glad to know that the President is not so busy that he doesn't have time for some light entertainment."
