Wednesday, April 28, 2004
HOW DOES ONE SATIRIZE THE SATIRICAL
By Tweed
This is too funny to be true. Alas, it is true.
According to one backer of the project, "the world-class university will be based on Judeo-Christian and Reagan values." Although, students have been told it's okay to forget where your class is or who your professor is. Grades will be handed out based on astrological signs and charts.
Courses will include:
1. How to knock-up a women before your married;
2. How to leave your first wife;
3. Dealing with resentful children who you've enstranged and other family values;
"This was a man so into family values," said one Colorado legislator, "that he had two families!"
Honorary degrees may be sold for hostages and to raise funds for the Ollie North Wing of the Student Honor Board Building.
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By Tweed
This is too funny to be true. Alas, it is true.
According to one backer of the project, "the world-class university will be based on Judeo-Christian and Reagan values." Although, students have been told it's okay to forget where your class is or who your professor is. Grades will be handed out based on astrological signs and charts.
Courses will include:
1. How to knock-up a women before your married;
2. How to leave your first wife;
3. Dealing with resentful children who you've enstranged and other family values;
"This was a man so into family values," said one Colorado legislator, "that he had two families!"
Honorary degrees may be sold for hostages and to raise funds for the Ollie North Wing of the Student Honor Board Building.
