Wednesday, April 28, 2004
HOW PATHETIC IS THIS?
By Stockton
Attorney General John Ashcroft, the chief law enforcement officer of the United States, may have committed a crime when he lost his 2000 Senate bid to a dead man. The allegations center around campaign finance law which Ashcroft describes as, "a set of suggestions."
Parroting Republican strategy, such an allegation is all we need to know to seek Ashcroft's removal from office and incarceration for criminal behavior. He should also be disbarred from the practice of law.
The Justice Department, headed by Ashcroft, will investigate. Specifically, the Public Integrity Unit, headed by Ashcroft, will handle the cover......investigation.
The head of the Public Integrity Unit, whose boss is Ashcroft, has assured us that this will be a thorough and complete investigation and no favoritism will be shown to his boss.
"We are quite capable of handling this investigation," said the Deputy Attorney General in charge of the investigation. "It will be conducted like any other investigation against any other suspect. In fact, when John comes over this weekend for dinner, I'll ask him a few questions about all this fuss. He wouldn't lie to me, I'm his son's god-father."
A White House mouthpiece was quick to point out that there are no allegations of any blow jobs.
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By Stockton
Attorney General John Ashcroft, the chief law enforcement officer of the United States, may have committed a crime when he lost his 2000 Senate bid to a dead man. The allegations center around campaign finance law which Ashcroft describes as, "a set of suggestions."
Parroting Republican strategy, such an allegation is all we need to know to seek Ashcroft's removal from office and incarceration for criminal behavior. He should also be disbarred from the practice of law.
The Justice Department, headed by Ashcroft, will investigate. Specifically, the Public Integrity Unit, headed by Ashcroft, will handle the cover......investigation.
The head of the Public Integrity Unit, whose boss is Ashcroft, has assured us that this will be a thorough and complete investigation and no favoritism will be shown to his boss.
"We are quite capable of handling this investigation," said the Deputy Attorney General in charge of the investigation. "It will be conducted like any other investigation against any other suspect. In fact, when John comes over this weekend for dinner, I'll ask him a few questions about all this fuss. He wouldn't lie to me, I'm his son's god-father."
A White House mouthpiece was quick to point out that there are no allegations of any blow jobs.
