Tuesday, April 20, 2004
LICKIN BUSH MAKES FIRST ENDORSEMENT
By Editorial Board
The Editorial Board of Lickin Bush announces its first endorsement of the 2004 political season. We here at Lickin Bush proudly endorse Representative Toomey in his primary race against Arlen Specter for the Republican nomination for Senate in the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
We feel that Representative Toomey is an ideal Republican candidate for Senate. Representative Toomey supports the Anti-A**F***ing Amendment and, more importantly, the criminalization of abortions. He is the ideal Republican.
Demonstrating exactly the type of analytic ability we've come to expect from Republicans, Congressman Toomey defended his position on abortion last week on Hardball with Chris Mathews. Asked what penalty a woman should receive for having an abortion, Congressman Toomey responded with a lack clarity and cowardice that would be the envy of any Republican or Nuremberg defendant. Toomey's lack of courage is reinforced by the fact that his "Toomey Blog" does not permit readers to respond or comment on any of the posts.
And don't be fooled into believing that Congressman Toomey's middle name is consistency. That hobgobblin has no place with Toomey, who points out that the Constitution is silent on the issue of abortion and fails to realize that marriage is not mentioned in the Constitution either. (We are fairly certain Mr. Toomey's copy of the Constitution came from the library at Bob Jones University.)
Finally, a Toomey - Santorum tandem is surely needed in the Senate if we are to stop homosexuals from abusing pets and sundry livestock. We are sure that these little guys are thankful for men like Toomey and Santorum. Pennsylvanians, just imagine these two doofeses as your Senators!
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By Editorial Board
The Editorial Board of Lickin Bush announces its first endorsement of the 2004 political season. We here at Lickin Bush proudly endorse Representative Toomey in his primary race against Arlen Specter for the Republican nomination for Senate in the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
We feel that Representative Toomey is an ideal Republican candidate for Senate. Representative Toomey supports the Anti-A**F***ing Amendment and, more importantly, the criminalization of abortions. He is the ideal Republican.
Demonstrating exactly the type of analytic ability we've come to expect from Republicans, Congressman Toomey defended his position on abortion last week on Hardball with Chris Mathews. Asked what penalty a woman should receive for having an abortion, Congressman Toomey responded with a lack clarity and cowardice that would be the envy of any Republican or Nuremberg defendant. Toomey's lack of courage is reinforced by the fact that his "Toomey Blog" does not permit readers to respond or comment on any of the posts.
And don't be fooled into believing that Congressman Toomey's middle name is consistency. That hobgobblin has no place with Toomey, who points out that the Constitution is silent on the issue of abortion and fails to realize that marriage is not mentioned in the Constitution either. (We are fairly certain Mr. Toomey's copy of the Constitution came from the library at Bob Jones University.)
Finally, a Toomey - Santorum tandem is surely needed in the Senate if we are to stop homosexuals from abusing pets and sundry livestock. We are sure that these little guys are thankful for men like Toomey and Santorum. Pennsylvanians, just imagine these two doofeses as your Senators!
