Friday, April 09, 2004
MONTHLY ANNUAL PATRIOTISM AWARD NOMINEE
By Stockton and Tweed
This month's nominee for the annual patriotism award is Congressman Ney.
Congressman Ney's nomination stems from his corageous fight against unpatriotic side-dishes.
On the verge of war, with young American men and women days away from bloody combat, chemical and biological attacks, in some of the hottest temperatures on earth, Republican Congressman Ney unflinchingly mounted the battlements of liberty.
Demonstrating both courage and lunacy, Congressman Ney took the step we freedom loving Americans have been thirsting for since Bastille Day. Stepping to the hushed House floor Congressman Ney, with Churchillian eloquence and nuanced irrelevancy, decried the current name of our favorite side dish. Denying in no uncertain that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, Congressman Ney rejected all calls to sanity and christined "French Fries" with the new, betterer name of "Freedom Fries."
Congressman Ney stood hand in hand with our troops, fighting not the terrorists and purveyors of WMDs, but Frankish treason. Congressman Ney's actions were the type needed during one of our nation's stupidist and self created crisises.
See the press release here.
For the foregoing reasons, the editors of Lickin Bush nominate Congressman Ney for this year's annual Patriotism Award.
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By Stockton and Tweed
This month's nominee for the annual patriotism award is Congressman Ney.
Congressman Ney's nomination stems from his corageous fight against unpatriotic side-dishes.
On the verge of war, with young American men and women days away from bloody combat, chemical and biological attacks, in some of the hottest temperatures on earth, Republican Congressman Ney unflinchingly mounted the battlements of liberty.
Demonstrating both courage and lunacy, Congressman Ney took the step we freedom loving Americans have been thirsting for since Bastille Day. Stepping to the hushed House floor Congressman Ney, with Churchillian eloquence and nuanced irrelevancy, decried the current name of our favorite side dish. Denying in no uncertain that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, Congressman Ney rejected all calls to sanity and christined "French Fries" with the new, betterer name of "Freedom Fries."
Congressman Ney stood hand in hand with our troops, fighting not the terrorists and purveyors of WMDs, but Frankish treason. Congressman Ney's actions were the type needed during one of our nation's stupidist and self created crisises.
See the press release here.
For the foregoing reasons, the editors of Lickin Bush nominate Congressman Ney for this year's annual Patriotism Award.
