Friday, April 09, 2004
NEW INTERPREPTATION OF CRUCIFIXION
By Tweed
A Pennsylvania church has offered its flock a radical departure from traditional New Testament interpretation.
"The theory that Jesus was a bunny rabbit is not a new one," said the church pastor, Ms. Bickerton. "The gospel has many hidden messages. Didn't you read the Da'Vinci Code?"
During the church's avant garde passion play, Jesus Bunny is scouraged and crucified for the sins of all bunnydom. Not all church goers were amused. "I didn't really mind crucifying the rabbit," said one congregation member. "I hate those little fuckers. But when Santa came out in garters and high heels, I thought that was over the top."
The radical interpretation of the Gospels theorizes that Jesus Bunny was executed for purloining all of Pontius Pilate's Cadbury Eggs and leaving bunny droppings all over Jerusalem. Under the new theory, Pilate is actually Burgermeister Meisterburger.
The Toothfairy and the Winter Warlock could not be reached for comment.
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By Tweed
A Pennsylvania church has offered its flock a radical departure from traditional New Testament interpretation.
"The theory that Jesus was a bunny rabbit is not a new one," said the church pastor, Ms. Bickerton. "The gospel has many hidden messages. Didn't you read the Da'Vinci Code?"
During the church's avant garde passion play, Jesus Bunny is scouraged and crucified for the sins of all bunnydom. Not all church goers were amused. "I didn't really mind crucifying the rabbit," said one congregation member. "I hate those little fuckers. But when Santa came out in garters and high heels, I thought that was over the top."
The radical interpretation of the Gospels theorizes that Jesus Bunny was executed for purloining all of Pontius Pilate's Cadbury Eggs and leaving bunny droppings all over Jerusalem. Under the new theory, Pilate is actually Burgermeister Meisterburger.
The Toothfairy and the Winter Warlock could not be reached for comment.
