Thursday, April 15, 2004
**NEWS FLASH**
ADMINISTRATION STEALS LICKINBUSHIN04 COMPUTER FILES!!!
By Stockton
LickinBushin04 editors were shocked to discover that private, confidential and top-secret LickinBushin04 computer files somehow mysteriously appeared on the official White House website and just as mysteriously, disappeared. Story.
In a statement released to its staff, LickinBushin04 editors Stockton and Tweed expressed their disappointment with the Bush administration: "We don't blame the President - we know he's busy with other projects. We blame Dick Cheney, because he's meaner than hungry rattle snake."
LickinBushin04 editors also promised not to press charges if the files were returned.
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ADMINISTRATION STEALS LICKINBUSHIN04 COMPUTER FILES!!!
By Stockton
LickinBushin04 editors were shocked to discover that private, confidential and top-secret LickinBushin04 computer files somehow mysteriously appeared on the official White House website and just as mysteriously, disappeared. Story.
In a statement released to its staff, LickinBushin04 editors Stockton and Tweed expressed their disappointment with the Bush administration: "We don't blame the President - we know he's busy with other projects. We blame Dick Cheney, because he's meaner than hungry rattle snake."
LickinBushin04 editors also promised not to press charges if the files were returned.
