Monday, April 26, 2004
POWELL FATHERED BLACK SON
By I.L. Necombe
Angered by Powell's perceived criticism of Bush's Iraq War policy, Republican Sleaze Meisters are gearing up to attack the nation's first African American Secretary of State.
In an exclusive, Lickin Bush has learned that later this week Powell will be accused of failing to register for the draft and of fathering a black son. The floating of these rumors was confirmed by an unnamed source at the Committee to Reappoint the President (CRAP).
When it was pointed out that Powell actually served in Vietnam and had a son by his long-time wife, the source shurgged his shoulders. "The facts are the facts. These facts are 110% accurate."
A Powell spokesperson, from an undisclosed location, said the Secretary was taking these allegations seriously. "After all, we remember what McCain looked like after South Carolina."
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By I.L. Necombe
Angered by Powell's perceived criticism of Bush's Iraq War policy, Republican Sleaze Meisters are gearing up to attack the nation's first African American Secretary of State.
In an exclusive, Lickin Bush has learned that later this week Powell will be accused of failing to register for the draft and of fathering a black son. The floating of these rumors was confirmed by an unnamed source at the Committee to Reappoint the President (CRAP).
When it was pointed out that Powell actually served in Vietnam and had a son by his long-time wife, the source shurgged his shoulders. "The facts are the facts. These facts are 110% accurate."
A Powell spokesperson, from an undisclosed location, said the Secretary was taking these allegations seriously. "After all, we remember what McCain looked like after South Carolina."
