Thursday, April 15, 2004
PRESIDENT BELIEVES WMD'S MAY BE ON TURKEY FARM
By Stockton
During Tuesday's public sighting of the president, Mr. Bush claimed to have uncovered 50 tons of mustard gas on a Libyan turkey farm. This proved to be a lie, the President inflating the figures approximately 100%. Only 23 tons of the nerve agent was uncovered.
Yet, of more signifigance, President Bush stated he believed Iraqi WMD's might be found on a turkey farm. "They could still be there," Bush said Tuesday of the Iraq weapons.
"They could be hidden, like the 50 tons of mustard gas in a turkey farm," claimed the President.
Due to the President particular speaking style, it was not clear whether the President believes WMD's are on a turkey farm in Libya, on that particular turkey farm in Libya, on a mustard farm in Turkey or whether he returned a turkey sandwich because mustard was found inside the sandwich.
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By Stockton
During Tuesday's public sighting of the president, Mr. Bush claimed to have uncovered 50 tons of mustard gas on a Libyan turkey farm. This proved to be a lie, the President inflating the figures approximately 100%. Only 23 tons of the nerve agent was uncovered.
Yet, of more signifigance, President Bush stated he believed Iraqi WMD's might be found on a turkey farm. "They could still be there," Bush said Tuesday of the Iraq weapons.
"They could be hidden, like the 50 tons of mustard gas in a turkey farm," claimed the President.
Due to the President particular speaking style, it was not clear whether the President believes WMD's are on a turkey farm in Libya, on that particular turkey farm in Libya, on a mustard farm in Turkey or whether he returned a turkey sandwich because mustard was found inside the sandwich.
