Friday, April 30, 2004
TOOMEY PICKS UP THE PIECES
By Stockton
U.S. Representative Pat Toomey, who just lost a primary to Senator Arlen Specter, has now made plans for the future.
"Thousands of Pennsylvanians live outside of Pennsylvania. Some are in New York, others in Maryland and New Jersey. We feel they are being ill-treated by their adopted states. I'm calling on the Pennsylvania Militia to go into those areas and protect those of Pennsylvanian ancestry."
Toomey went on to say that Pennsylvanians would need more "lebensraum" in the near future.
In a related story, HUGE news is brewing over at ToomeyBlog. It's so big, HUGE is capitalized. That's how big it is!
We here at LB in '04 hate to steal another Blogs scoop, but what the hell.
We have learned that Congressman Toomey intends to wed at the end of May. We wish the bride and groom, all the best.
We caught up with Congressman Toomey at the local Quicki-Mart. "Oh, I'm definitely the bottom," he said reaching for a tube of 'Slide-Right-In Anal Ointment'. "Barney's a top, all the way."
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By Stockton
U.S. Representative Pat Toomey, who just lost a primary to Senator Arlen Specter, has now made plans for the future.
"Thousands of Pennsylvanians live outside of Pennsylvania. Some are in New York, others in Maryland and New Jersey. We feel they are being ill-treated by their adopted states. I'm calling on the Pennsylvania Militia to go into those areas and protect those of Pennsylvanian ancestry."
Toomey went on to say that Pennsylvanians would need more "lebensraum" in the near future.
In a related story, HUGE news is brewing over at ToomeyBlog. It's so big, HUGE is capitalized. That's how big it is!
We here at LB in '04 hate to steal another Blogs scoop, but what the hell.
We have learned that Congressman Toomey intends to wed at the end of May. We wish the bride and groom, all the best.
We caught up with Congressman Toomey at the local Quicki-Mart. "Oh, I'm definitely the bottom," he said reaching for a tube of 'Slide-Right-In Anal Ointment'. "Barney's a top, all the way."
