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Wednesday, April 07, 2004

WAL-MART STUNNED BY REJECTION
by Tweed

Major conglomacorp, Wal-Mart, was stunned yesterday when California residents rejected a proposed Wal-Mart Super-Duper-Really-Big Store.

California residents have gone on with their lives, but the retail giant is troubled. "I don't know what happened," said one Wal-Mart executive. "We thought things were going really well. We'd met a few times and seemed to get along. Now this!"

Another Wal-Mart executive said, "I should have known something was up. They were acting funny. Like they wanted us to break-up with them."
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