Wednesday, April 21, 2004
YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME! RIGHT?
Editorial
Is the Pussy Brigade actually trying to make hay out of Kerry's war record? These douchebags have no shame. The Dauphin jumps over five hundred people for the privilege of defending Texas against the Viet Cong and they're going to question Kerry's combat injuries? Bush's only statement on the Vietnam War was that he "supported his government." Yeah, right. Funny way to show it. I'll support my government by joining the Texas Air National Guard?
"We're upset by Kerry's war record," said one Pussy Brigade member. "We just feel he didn't kill enough gooks."
Another brigade member noted, "Kerry only got a few scrapes in Vietnam. When Bush was in the Air National Guard he almost died by chocking on regurgitated Jello-Shots."
Of course, in all fairness, Kerry lost the Vietnam War while not one Viet Cong stepped foot in Texas or Alabama or wherever Bush was during the time he supported our government.
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Editorial
Is the Pussy Brigade actually trying to make hay out of Kerry's war record? These douchebags have no shame. The Dauphin jumps over five hundred people for the privilege of defending Texas against the Viet Cong and they're going to question Kerry's combat injuries? Bush's only statement on the Vietnam War was that he "supported his government." Yeah, right. Funny way to show it. I'll support my government by joining the Texas Air National Guard?
"We're upset by Kerry's war record," said one Pussy Brigade member. "We just feel he didn't kill enough gooks."
Another brigade member noted, "Kerry only got a few scrapes in Vietnam. When Bush was in the Air National Guard he almost died by chocking on regurgitated Jello-Shots."
Of course, in all fairness, Kerry lost the Vietnam War while not one Viet Cong stepped foot in Texas or Alabama or wherever Bush was during the time he supported our government.
