Tuesday, May 04, 2004
BUSH CREATES JOBS IN OHIO
By Stockton
The Bush-Cheney Bus Tour rolled into Ohio with good news. In front of a pre-selected audience, President Bush announced the creation of two new jobs for Ohio.
The President then introduced the two newly employed Ohio residents, Drs. Felton and Shelby. The two cardiologists will be temporarily employed by the campaign to administer to the medical needs of Vice-President Cheney.
"And who knows," Bush told the elated audience. "If things go south for Dick here in Ohio, we may need to hire a mortician. Three new jobs for Ohio!"
Ohio citizens were upbeat about the two new jobs. "If this keeps up, will be back on our feet in eight or nine years!"
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By Stockton
The Bush-Cheney Bus Tour rolled into Ohio with good news. In front of a pre-selected audience, President Bush announced the creation of two new jobs for Ohio.
The President then introduced the two newly employed Ohio residents, Drs. Felton and Shelby. The two cardiologists will be temporarily employed by the campaign to administer to the medical needs of Vice-President Cheney.
"And who knows," Bush told the elated audience. "If things go south for Dick here in Ohio, we may need to hire a mortician. Three new jobs for Ohio!"
Ohio citizens were upbeat about the two new jobs. "If this keeps up, will be back on our feet in eight or nine years!"
