Tuesday, May 25, 2004
BUSH UNVEILS IRAQ PLAN
By Stockton
In a speech at the War College in Carlisle Pennsylvania, President Bush unveiled a radical new plan for bringing democracy to Iraq.
With conventional means failing to rebuild/subdue Iraq, President Bush has dispatched four special envoys to the beleaguered Middle Eastern nation. The four envoys have a track record of success in bringing joy and financial stability to at least one other third-world state, Florida. One of the envoys selected, known only as DD, has military experience, having served in the Navy.
The State Department was enthusiastic. "Two of the envoys have really high pitched voices. We think that they will appeal to the vast majority of Iraqis."
Security for the envoys was another factor in Bush's selection. "They are cartoon characters," said an Administration spokesperson. "So they can't really be hurt."
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By Stockton
In a speech at the War College in Carlisle Pennsylvania, President Bush unveiled a radical new plan for bringing democracy to Iraq.
With conventional means failing to rebuild/subdue Iraq, President Bush has dispatched four special envoys to the beleaguered Middle Eastern nation. The four envoys have a track record of success in bringing joy and financial stability to at least one other third-world state, Florida. One of the envoys selected, known only as DD, has military experience, having served in the Navy.
The State Department was enthusiastic. "Two of the envoys have really high pitched voices. We think that they will appeal to the vast majority of Iraqis."
Security for the envoys was another factor in Bush's selection. "They are cartoon characters," said an Administration spokesperson. "So they can't really be hurt."
