Tuesday, May 11, 2004
THE EDUCATION PRESIDENT AND HIS TEAM
By Stockton
Not only are Republican voters "IQ challenged"* according to a recent study, but Administration officials also lack actual higher education credentials. Surprisingly, the Defense Department leads the list. However, administration officials are outraged at the characterization.
"Some of these people slaved over a computer for hours to get these doctorates," said a Pentagon spokesperson. "To say a degree from Steve's College isn't real is an insult to all four alumni."
Other institutions that have handed out degrees to Bush Administration officials include:
Faber College;
Hogwarts;
Bob Jones University;
Chauffeurs Training School.
* IQ Challenged was previously described in the DSM-III as "retarded".
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By Stockton
Not only are Republican voters "IQ challenged"* according to a recent study, but Administration officials also lack actual higher education credentials. Surprisingly, the Defense Department leads the list. However, administration officials are outraged at the characterization.
"Some of these people slaved over a computer for hours to get these doctorates," said a Pentagon spokesperson. "To say a degree from Steve's College isn't real is an insult to all four alumni."
Other institutions that have handed out degrees to Bush Administration officials include:
Faber College;
Hogwarts;
Bob Jones University;
Chauffeurs Training School.
* IQ Challenged was previously described in the DSM-III as "retarded".
