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Friday, May 14, 2004

EXCLUSIVE LOOK AT GOP CONVENTION SCHEDULE
LB in '04 Exclusive

LickinBush in '04, the official website of the Republican National Convention, has obtained a copy of the proposed schedule for the New York City Rally (August 30-Sept. 2).

Now, for the first time, we publish the proposed convention schedule for our loyal reader (thanks reader).

THE 2004 REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTIONAugust 30 through As Close as We can get to September 11

New York City, New York

DAY ONE

Check-in (women, remember to bring a copy of your OB/GYN records)
Pledge of Allegiance: 9:00 a.m - 9:02 a.m.
Reading of King James Bible: 9:03 a.m. - 11:55 p.m.


DAY TWO

Tribute to First Amendment: 9:00 a.m. - 9:01 a.m.
Ridicule of Protesters: 9:02 a.m. - 11:00 a.m.
Salute to Spanish Military CANCELLED
Salute to Honduran Military CANCELLED
Salute to Nicaraguan Military CANCELLED
Beatification of Ronald Reagan: 1:30 p.m. - 3:30 p.m.

DAY THREE

Tribute to Second Amendment: 9:00 a.m. - 12:30 p.m.
Patch and remove wounded: 12:35 a.m. - 1:00 p.m.
Film-President's Military Career: 1:05 p.m. - 1:06 p.m.
Tribute to Butterfly Ballot: 1:07 p.m. - 2:00 p.m.
Sadie Stein - Jews for Buchanan: 2:10 p.m. - 3:00 p.m.
Log Cabin Republicans: 11:15 p.m. - 11:17 p.m.
Remove debris from stage: 11:18 p.m. - 11:59 p.m.

DAY FOUR

President arrives by F-15 Fighter: 9:05 a.m.
Vice-President arrives by ambulance: 10:00 a.m.
Secret Service set up cardiac suite: 10:01 a.m.
Delegates receive 'Bush to English Dictionary': 11:00 a.m.
Cheney addresses Convention: 8:00 p.m.
President sobers up: 8:00 p.m. - 9::30 p.m.
Bush Acceptance Speech: 9:35 p.m. - 11:00 p.m.
Delegates March to Reichstag: 11:30 p.m.

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