Monday, May 17, 2004
FAMILY VALUES AWARD
Editorial
This month's Republican Family Values Award goes to.......killer Bill Janklow.
Mr. Janklow served a hard 100 days, away from the general prison population. But, his remorse is sincere.
"He was real sorry for what he done," said Jessup Covington, a South Dakota Corrections Officer. "Once, I seen he couldn't eat a second helping of waffles he was so upset."
Inmates generally liked the ex-governor and former congressman. "He was some real good congressman ass!" Exclaimed Buddy Jorgenson, a convicted rapist. "One of my favorite bitches."
Janklow has promised never to kill anyone again. "One killing does not a killer make," said a Janklow family spokesperson. "The long stint in stir has helped him see the errors of his ways."
Next weeks nominee is.....the ethically challenged John Rowland Governor of Connecticut.
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Editorial
This month's Republican Family Values Award goes to.......killer Bill Janklow.
Mr. Janklow served a hard 100 days, away from the general prison population. But, his remorse is sincere.
"He was real sorry for what he done," said Jessup Covington, a South Dakota Corrections Officer. "Once, I seen he couldn't eat a second helping of waffles he was so upset."
Inmates generally liked the ex-governor and former congressman. "He was some real good congressman ass!" Exclaimed Buddy Jorgenson, a convicted rapist. "One of my favorite bitches."
Janklow has promised never to kill anyone again. "One killing does not a killer make," said a Janklow family spokesperson. "The long stint in stir has helped him see the errors of his ways."
Next weeks nominee is.....the ethically challenged John Rowland Governor of Connecticut.
