Wednesday, May 05, 2004
FLYNT TO SUE UNITED STATES ARMY
By Stockton
Adult publisher Larry Flynt has filed a lawsuit against the United States Army. Flynt is seeking an order from the court that would compel the United States Army to cease the practice of using Iraqi prisoners to build a "naked, human pyramid."
"That's my concept, it's my creation," argued Flynt, as he wheeled around the courthouse Rotunda. "Now, the Army of the United States has gone and made it something dirty."
Flynt stated that the idea for a "naked, human pyramid" first occurred to him after an all-night coke binge in 1977. "Then, it was something beautiful," said Flynt. "A few dozen well-built, blonds piling on top of one another. But this thing at the Iraqi prison, that's tasteless and perverted. It's about cute chicks, not hairy-assed Iraqi guys. I ask you, who's the pervert?"
Flynt is also seeking money damages. "The army has ruined the idea now. No more naked, human pyramids and that means I'm out of alot of cash."
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By Stockton
Adult publisher Larry Flynt has filed a lawsuit against the United States Army. Flynt is seeking an order from the court that would compel the United States Army to cease the practice of using Iraqi prisoners to build a "naked, human pyramid."
"That's my concept, it's my creation," argued Flynt, as he wheeled around the courthouse Rotunda. "Now, the Army of the United States has gone and made it something dirty."
Flynt stated that the idea for a "naked, human pyramid" first occurred to him after an all-night coke binge in 1977. "Then, it was something beautiful," said Flynt. "A few dozen well-built, blonds piling on top of one another. But this thing at the Iraqi prison, that's tasteless and perverted. It's about cute chicks, not hairy-assed Iraqi guys. I ask you, who's the pervert?"
Flynt is also seeking money damages. "The army has ruined the idea now. No more naked, human pyramids and that means I'm out of alot of cash."
