Tuesday, May 11, 2004
FRATERNITIES SEE PRISON ABUSE AS "NO BIGGIE"
By Stockton
While most Americans view with horror the pictures of prisoner abuse in Iraq, one community merely smiles and shrugs its shoulders.
Fraternities around the United States see the Iraqi prisoner abuse scandal as being blown way out of proportion.
"What's the biggie," said Adam Godwin, one Fraternity President. "Making some towel heads form a naked human pyramid is nothing. When I pledged, I had to drop bing cherries into a brandy snifter with my butt cheeks."
Other Fraternity members were equally dismissive of the allegations. "You want to talk abuse," said one Greek leader. "I had my Western Civ and Chem II final on the same day last year. That was fucking torture. That Genoa Convention thingee should be all over that shit."
Alpha Sigma Sigma Chapter President Prescott Elbridge III understood where the Greeks came from. "Those Iraqi's are fucking pussies. They never would have survived pledge week here. Fucking grow up!"
Even Sororities find the allegations overblown. "My father participated in hundreds of naked human pyramids," said one young sorority sister. "And now he's president."
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By Stockton
While most Americans view with horror the pictures of prisoner abuse in Iraq, one community merely smiles and shrugs its shoulders.
Fraternities around the United States see the Iraqi prisoner abuse scandal as being blown way out of proportion.
"What's the biggie," said Adam Godwin, one Fraternity President. "Making some towel heads form a naked human pyramid is nothing. When I pledged, I had to drop bing cherries into a brandy snifter with my butt cheeks."
Other Fraternity members were equally dismissive of the allegations. "You want to talk abuse," said one Greek leader. "I had my Western Civ and Chem II final on the same day last year. That was fucking torture. That Genoa Convention thingee should be all over that shit."
Alpha Sigma Sigma Chapter President Prescott Elbridge III understood where the Greeks came from. "Those Iraqi's are fucking pussies. They never would have survived pledge week here. Fucking grow up!"
Even Sororities find the allegations overblown. "My father participated in hundreds of naked human pyramids," said one young sorority sister. "And now he's president."
