Tuesday, May 25, 2004
GOD'S WRATH
Guest Commentary by the Right Reverend Homer Smoot
Once again, the Beat Bush in '04 Boys (I will not say Lickin'Bush, indeed I will not write the words Lickin' Bush), have invited me to redeem some captured souls.
Recently, The heathen republic of Massachusetts has allowed H---------s to wed. Since that time, the Lord has visited a plague of locust upon Virginia and look what is happening in the Mid-West. Death and destruction rains down upon a multitude of sinners in such New Sodoms and Gomorrahs as Oklahoma, Nebraska and Missouri. Nebraska, in particular, has become a brazen, lustfilled, homoerotic playground of fleshy delights, cajoling and tantalizing young people into rectum massaging amusements. Young men and pre-teens prance around, shirts off, their hairless chests glistening with beads of.....
Why does the Lord target the Mid-West? Why does he allow homo-frolicking to continue in such foresaken places as Provincetown and San Fransodomy? I cannot answer those questions. There are many questions I cannot answer. So much has happened since H------------s have been allowed to wed in Massachusetts. So much that bodes ill for our Nation.
1-School age children using the term, "Homorific" to describe something they find pleasing;
2- Milions flocking to divorce attorneys because their marriage vows now mean nothing;
3- The death of Tony Randall;
4- Innocent children looking into their parents eyes and asking, "What is a Vietnamese Swing-Fuck Chair?"
5- Those same parents being able to tell them about the VSFC. Nay, even showing them a VSFC.
And is it any wonder? Apart from Massachusetts, television has been easing h-------ality down our collective throats, inch by inch, until we gag.
Whether it is a bored housewife seeking solice in the arms of another woman, or a beloved couple engaged in the "open" lifestyle, we are a captured audience.
I could go on and on and on. All this, because a few confused "boys" can't keep their hands off each other. The God-Fearing must rise-up. We must be firm, allowing our veins to be engorged with our righteous blood, until we erect a rock-hard piller of moral decency. I have asked the following public officials to aid me in my quest to restore the sanctity of marriage:
Bob Livingston, Bob Barr, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ronald Reagan, Henry Hyde, Robert Packwood, Clarence Thomas, Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker and James Swaggert. Together, we can restore the most holy of equations: One Man, One Woman, for life.
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Guest Commentary by the Right Reverend Homer Smoot
Once again, the Beat Bush in '04 Boys (I will not say Lickin'Bush, indeed I will not write the words Lickin' Bush), have invited me to redeem some captured souls.
Recently, The heathen republic of Massachusetts has allowed H---------s to wed. Since that time, the Lord has visited a plague of locust upon Virginia and look what is happening in the Mid-West. Death and destruction rains down upon a multitude of sinners in such New Sodoms and Gomorrahs as Oklahoma, Nebraska and Missouri. Nebraska, in particular, has become a brazen, lustfilled, homoerotic playground of fleshy delights, cajoling and tantalizing young people into rectum massaging amusements. Young men and pre-teens prance around, shirts off, their hairless chests glistening with beads of.....
Why does the Lord target the Mid-West? Why does he allow homo-frolicking to continue in such foresaken places as Provincetown and San Fransodomy? I cannot answer those questions. There are many questions I cannot answer. So much has happened since H------------s have been allowed to wed in Massachusetts. So much that bodes ill for our Nation.
1-School age children using the term, "Homorific" to describe something they find pleasing;
2- Milions flocking to divorce attorneys because their marriage vows now mean nothing;
3- The death of Tony Randall;
4- Innocent children looking into their parents eyes and asking, "What is a Vietnamese Swing-Fuck Chair?"
5- Those same parents being able to tell them about the VSFC. Nay, even showing them a VSFC.
And is it any wonder? Apart from Massachusetts, television has been easing h-------ality down our collective throats, inch by inch, until we gag.
Whether it is a bored housewife seeking solice in the arms of another woman, or a beloved couple engaged in the "open" lifestyle, we are a captured audience.
I could go on and on and on. All this, because a few confused "boys" can't keep their hands off each other. The God-Fearing must rise-up. We must be firm, allowing our veins to be engorged with our righteous blood, until we erect a rock-hard piller of moral decency. I have asked the following public officials to aid me in my quest to restore the sanctity of marriage:
Bob Livingston, Bob Barr, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ronald Reagan, Henry Hyde, Robert Packwood, Clarence Thomas, Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker and James Swaggert. Together, we can restore the most holy of equations: One Man, One Woman, for life.
