Tuesday, May 04, 2004
GUEST COMMENTARY
Lickin Bush in '04 prides itself on being fair, balanced and vicious. To that end, we have invited the Reverend Homer Smoot to make periodic contributions to Lickin Bush in '04.
TIS THE SEASON TO BE SATANIC
By Rev. Homer Smoot
First, I'd like to thank the editors of Lickin Bush in '04. The opportunity to provide social commentary to this blog will not help Mr. Stockton or Mr. Tweed avoid everlasting domination in the fiery pits of Hell, but it is a good opportunity for me to inform the Christian Community of the devilish pitfalls plaguing our society.
We are now just weeks away from the opening of the latest Harry Potter movie, the Prisoner of Azkaban. On June 5, 2004, Christian families will once again be subject to the twisted, destructive ideas and imagination of Neo-Pagan/Satanist JK. Rowling.
Children everywhere will soon request Harry Potter books, merchandise and of course, tickets to this pagan-debauchery. It is time to stand up for good Christian/Family values and say NO! NO! NO!
Parents, I beseech you to actually read one of Ms. Rowling's works. I haven't, but I have heard distressing things.
In Ms. Rowling's world, Wizards and Witches (Pagans/Satanist) look down upon Muggles (Christians). Muggles are portrayed as evil, ignorant, stupid and supporters of the the Flat Tax. Wizards and Witches are good, humble and selfless. Worst of all, Hermione Granger is a Muggle turned Witch, betraying her people and her deity. But, it doesn't end there. The books are laced with obscenity and heresy.
In one book, Mr. Potter and friends desecrate a church by smearing the alter with elf feces. The fact it is a Catholic Church lessens the heresy, but such scenes are nonetheless disturbing
In another book, a group of young wizards frolic with a naked gargoyle. This particular passage shoves homosexual innuendo in our face. It drips with lusty sweat as it penetrates our very soul, thrusting and thrusting, begging us to give in to fleshy temptation.
In a most disturbing passage, Hermione Granger uses magic to....well...
Is this the type of 'entertainment' we want our children subjected to? I say NO! Parents, read your Bible, in particular, Leviticus. This particular book gives us timeless advice for life and parenting. For instance:
1- Thou shall not suffer a witch to live;
2- Thou shall keep your 'Hoo-Hoo' out of the Hiney;
3- Do not eat shellfish while in the Middle East.
Simple rules for us and our children.
Thank You and God-Bless.
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Lickin Bush in '04 prides itself on being fair, balanced and vicious. To that end, we have invited the Reverend Homer Smoot to make periodic contributions to Lickin Bush in '04.
TIS THE SEASON TO BE SATANIC
By Rev. Homer Smoot
First, I'd like to thank the editors of Lickin Bush in '04. The opportunity to provide social commentary to this blog will not help Mr. Stockton or Mr. Tweed avoid everlasting domination in the fiery pits of Hell, but it is a good opportunity for me to inform the Christian Community of the devilish pitfalls plaguing our society.
We are now just weeks away from the opening of the latest Harry Potter movie, the Prisoner of Azkaban. On June 5, 2004, Christian families will once again be subject to the twisted, destructive ideas and imagination of Neo-Pagan/Satanist JK. Rowling.
Children everywhere will soon request Harry Potter books, merchandise and of course, tickets to this pagan-debauchery. It is time to stand up for good Christian/Family values and say NO! NO! NO!
Parents, I beseech you to actually read one of Ms. Rowling's works. I haven't, but I have heard distressing things.
In Ms. Rowling's world, Wizards and Witches (Pagans/Satanist) look down upon Muggles (Christians). Muggles are portrayed as evil, ignorant, stupid and supporters of the the Flat Tax. Wizards and Witches are good, humble and selfless. Worst of all, Hermione Granger is a Muggle turned Witch, betraying her people and her deity. But, it doesn't end there. The books are laced with obscenity and heresy.
In one book, Mr. Potter and friends desecrate a church by smearing the alter with elf feces. The fact it is a Catholic Church lessens the heresy, but such scenes are nonetheless disturbing
In another book, a group of young wizards frolic with a naked gargoyle. This particular passage shoves homosexual innuendo in our face. It drips with lusty sweat as it penetrates our very soul, thrusting and thrusting, begging us to give in to fleshy temptation.
In a most disturbing passage, Hermione Granger uses magic to....well...
Hermione pointed her wand at Harry's pants shouting, "Viagrus, Cialis Maximus!" Harry looked down, startled but pleased at the feeling raging in his cloak. The sudden engorgment forced Hermione back against the wall. "Yipee!" Shouted Hermione, "look at the girth!"
Is this the type of 'entertainment' we want our children subjected to? I say NO! Parents, read your Bible, in particular, Leviticus. This particular book gives us timeless advice for life and parenting. For instance:
1- Thou shall not suffer a witch to live;
2- Thou shall keep your 'Hoo-Hoo' out of the Hiney;
3- Do not eat shellfish while in the Middle East.
Simple rules for us and our children.
Thank You and God-Bless.
