LICKIN BUSH IN'04 "WHERE WINGS TAKE DREAMS"

HELP WANTED

In light of recent events (See GOP Staffer is a Slut 5/20/04 Post by Tweed), we at LB in 04 have decided to acquire a . . . helper. See advertisement below for details:

Wanted---Staff Ass.

The editors of Lickin' Bush in 04, a daily political periodical are looking for a staff ass. The staff ass. will be required to perform a variety of ass. duties. The succesfull candidate will have low self esteem, at least 2 years staff ass. experience in politics, journalism or other related fields and must be dedicated to having Bush Licked in 04. Some poll and staff work may be included. Preference will be given to former staff asses. of Senator Mike DeWine (R-Ohio) named Jessica Cutler. Please send a detailed resume, including ass. experience, as well as salary requirements and level of openness to new experiences along with a completed aplication below:

1. Full Name and/or Alias________________________

2. Date of Birth (those born before Dec. 31 1978 need go no further)________________

3. Social Security # or Prison ID No. ________________

4. Name and Address of last five ass. jobs
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5. Do you enjoy ass. work? If so, why? ______________________________________________
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6. Do you want Bush Licked in 04? __________________

7. a. Have you ever committed a felony? _________________

b. Would you be willing to? ___________

8. List of ass. references:
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9. List any requirments you may have for your ass. work: _______________________.