Thursday, May 20, 2004
PATRIOTISM AWARD
Editorial
The nominee for the May slot in LB in '04's Patriotism Award (which will be awarded at the end of the year)goes to.....House Speaker Denny Hastert, who recently enlightened Senator John McCain on the meaning of patriotism. Thank you, Speaker Hastert. After all those years as a POW, we feel Mr. McCain may have forgotten the meaning of patriotism.
Conversely, you, Speaker Hastert, are a shining beacon to us all.
We here at LB in '04 look forward to the entire Hastert Lecture Series:
1- How to lose weight;
2- How to find a quality haircut;
3- How not to be Tom Delay's sodomy puppet;
4- How to win a purple heart;
5- How to find suits that fit;
Hastert is now in a dead heat with Congressman Ney, the godfather of the Freedom Fry for the vaunted LB in '04 Patriotism Award.
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Editorial
The nominee for the May slot in LB in '04's Patriotism Award (which will be awarded at the end of the year)goes to.....House Speaker Denny Hastert, who recently enlightened Senator John McCain on the meaning of patriotism. Thank you, Speaker Hastert. After all those years as a POW, we feel Mr. McCain may have forgotten the meaning of patriotism.
Conversely, you, Speaker Hastert, are a shining beacon to us all.
We here at LB in '04 look forward to the entire Hastert Lecture Series:
1- How to lose weight;
2- How to find a quality haircut;
3- How not to be Tom Delay's sodomy puppet;
4- How to win a purple heart;
5- How to find suits that fit;
Hastert is now in a dead heat with Congressman Ney, the godfather of the Freedom Fry for the vaunted LB in '04 Patriotism Award.
