Friday, May 21, 2004
PELOSI CHARGED
By Tweed
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) has been charged with mixing literary allusions. Pelosi claims that, with regard to President Bush, the "Emperor has no clothes." That, according to literary jurists is not actionable. However, Pelosi went on to say, "Pull this curtain back", and obvious reference to Frank L. Baum's Wizard of Oz.
"What does she mean?" asked one professor of literature. "If you pull the curtain back you'll see a naked emperor? I just don't understand."
"This," said Professor Krenwinkle, "is worse than the 'He's a loose canon that will rock the boat' debacle of '75." Three graduates students were convicted and sentenced in that matter.
There was a common consensus among most of the literati that Pelosi has to pull her act together. And fast. "She's unleashed a can of worms and she might find it hard to get the leashes back on."
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By Tweed
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) has been charged with mixing literary allusions. Pelosi claims that, with regard to President Bush, the "Emperor has no clothes." That, according to literary jurists is not actionable. However, Pelosi went on to say, "Pull this curtain back", and obvious reference to Frank L. Baum's Wizard of Oz.
"What does she mean?" asked one professor of literature. "If you pull the curtain back you'll see a naked emperor? I just don't understand."
"This," said Professor Krenwinkle, "is worse than the 'He's a loose canon that will rock the boat' debacle of '75." Three graduates students were convicted and sentenced in that matter.
There was a common consensus among most of the literati that Pelosi has to pull her act together. And fast. "She's unleashed a can of worms and she might find it hard to get the leashes back on."
