Wednesday, May 12, 2004
PRESIDENT EXPANDS WAR ON TERROR
By Stockton
The Bush administration has boldly expanded the War on Terror to include a newly discovered weapon of terror: the cicada!
"Cercaders," explained the president, "er parful weapons of mass destruction, used by terrorists and things and people, to fight them, have to fight the weapons and the weapons holders." The president expressed outrage at the world community for not doing more to stop the menace of cicadas: "They're big and ugly and have deviant sexule intercorns."
When pressed for more information, the President disclosed that he feared the existence of a Giant Cicade, that might terrorize Washington.
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By Stockton
The Bush administration has boldly expanded the War on Terror to include a newly discovered weapon of terror: the cicada!
"Cercaders," explained the president, "er parful weapons of mass destruction, used by terrorists and things and people, to fight them, have to fight the weapons and the weapons holders." The president expressed outrage at the world community for not doing more to stop the menace of cicadas: "They're big and ugly and have deviant sexule intercorns."
When pressed for more information, the President disclosed that he feared the existence of a Giant Cicade, that might terrorize Washington.
