Wednesday, May 05, 2004
ROY "THOU SHALL NOT" MOORE TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 04
By Stockton
In a move White House supporters have worried about for the past few months, Judge Roy Moore publically stated today that he is seriously considering a run for president.
Though still suffering from post traumatic stress disorder, Moore, in an emotional speach to supporters expressed his hope that "all the world will live under the teachings of my God, and my gun." During the speach, Moore frequently returned to what will likely be his campaign theme - "the ten commandments in every school and a rifle in every house!"
Moore is best known for placing a 2 ton, granite Ten Commandments Monument in the vestibule of the Alabama Supreme Court Building. When it was finally removed, Moore fell to his knees and dramatically stated, "they blew it up. Damn them all to hell!"
Even without formally announcing, Moore supporters are lining up.
"He's very intelligent," said one supporter, "but so damn ugly."
He does have his detractors. "He wants to change our way of life. I can't allow that!" Said one opponent."Plus, he smells funny."
Moore suffered a political setback just weeks ago when he was caught violating one of God's Laws. "Yes," admitted Moore. "I have, in the past, coveted my neighbors ass."
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By Stockton
In a move White House supporters have worried about for the past few months, Judge Roy Moore publically stated today that he is seriously considering a run for president.
Though still suffering from post traumatic stress disorder, Moore, in an emotional speach to supporters expressed his hope that "all the world will live under the teachings of my God, and my gun." During the speach, Moore frequently returned to what will likely be his campaign theme - "the ten commandments in every school and a rifle in every house!"
Moore is best known for placing a 2 ton, granite Ten Commandments Monument in the vestibule of the Alabama Supreme Court Building. When it was finally removed, Moore fell to his knees and dramatically stated, "they blew it up. Damn them all to hell!"
Even without formally announcing, Moore supporters are lining up.
"He's very intelligent," said one supporter, "but so damn ugly."
He does have his detractors. "He wants to change our way of life. I can't allow that!" Said one opponent."Plus, he smells funny."
Moore suffered a political setback just weeks ago when he was caught violating one of God's Laws. "Yes," admitted Moore. "I have, in the past, coveted my neighbors ass."
