Thursday, May 06, 2004
RUMSFELD FIRES BACK
By Tweed
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has fired back after being criticized about the Iraqi Prison scandal.
"The President has repeatedly asked us to find Weapons of Mass Destruction. These prisoner anal probes are part of that search."
"Ask any prison warden," said Rumsfeld. "Prisoners hide alot of things in their toot. Vials of toxins could have been stored in the anal cavity, right there at the prison."
No vials of toxins or WMD's were found during the prisoner anal probes. However, security guards did find nail clippers, Pokemon Cards, a Koran, a Parker Brothers Monopoly Game Board and photos of the Bush twins.
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By Tweed
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has fired back after being criticized about the Iraqi Prison scandal.
"The President has repeatedly asked us to find Weapons of Mass Destruction. These prisoner anal probes are part of that search."
"Ask any prison warden," said Rumsfeld. "Prisoners hide alot of things in their toot. Vials of toxins could have been stored in the anal cavity, right there at the prison."
No vials of toxins or WMD's were found during the prisoner anal probes. However, security guards did find nail clippers, Pokemon Cards, a Koran, a Parker Brothers Monopoly Game Board and photos of the Bush twins.
