Thursday, May 06, 2004
SWIFT BOAT COMMANDERS FOR TRUTH DISGUST EVEN THEMSELVES
By Stockton
A group of Vietnam Swift Boat Commanders have come out against War Hero John F. Kerry, saying he is unfit to be Commander-in-Chief.
The non-partisan group claims that their assessment of Kerry is not political and not motivated by partisan politics. "The fact we have connections to Texas, the Bush Campaign and President Nixon is mere coincidence," said one member of the group. "No, really, we do not support President Bush. No really. Hey, stop laughing."
"Just look at the guy's record," said one truthful Swift Boat Commander. "Would you trust him."
In comparison, Swift Boat Commanders for Truth have glowing things to say about Bush's military record. "Compare this, to Kerry's and then tell me we're wrong!"
One Swift Boat Commander for Truth, who wished to remain anonymous, said, "we know it's a bunch of bullshit, but Kerry is a real asshole!"
In a related story, former Vice-President Al Gore claims that it was him, not Kerry, who won those medals.
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By Stockton
A group of Vietnam Swift Boat Commanders have come out against War Hero John F. Kerry, saying he is unfit to be Commander-in-Chief.
The non-partisan group claims that their assessment of Kerry is not political and not motivated by partisan politics. "The fact we have connections to Texas, the Bush Campaign and President Nixon is mere coincidence," said one member of the group. "No, really, we do not support President Bush. No really. Hey, stop laughing."
"Just look at the guy's record," said one truthful Swift Boat Commander. "Would you trust him."
In comparison, Swift Boat Commanders for Truth have glowing things to say about Bush's military record. "Compare this, to Kerry's and then tell me we're wrong!"
One Swift Boat Commander for Truth, who wished to remain anonymous, said, "we know it's a bunch of bullshit, but Kerry is a real asshole!"
In a related story, former Vice-President Al Gore claims that it was him, not Kerry, who won those medals.
